Bonjour toute le monde!
I enjoy going through other people’s homes, especially when it’s late at night and no one knows I am there.
Ha! Je rigole! I’m kidding. That only happened once (non, je rigole, again! double rigole).
Vraiment. I enjoy going to estate sales. Right now, as we speak, there is one in what appears to be a wealthy artist home. There was gorgeous art on the wall for $6,000 but today is 50 % off day! Ha. Suckers. Watch out everyone else. Regardez toute le monde! I have my eye on a tablecloth with a small stain and maybe one shoe. Just to throw them off.
The house is so nice we have to wear blue footies. I enjoy wearing blue footies. I actually asked if I could buy them (cette n’est pas vrai!). They were a good look. Space meets blue man group. I love that style.
I am going back to the estate sale this morning. I need to bargain really well. My dad bargained 25 cents for a fire lighter. The estate sale person that was too much and insisted on 27 cents. I am going to try and buy some art supplies. I am only bringing $6 in my wallet. Maybe I will try to pay in some pesos and icelandic krona. Again, just to throw them off. I am a wild card!
When the estate sale person rings me up, I’m going to say, “The way I calculate it, you owe me money!” Ha! Then I will leave the best bargainer in zeeee world!
Okay, I’m off. Bonne chance mes amies.